How to make your girlfriend happy

Disclaimer: Follow at your own risk. No two girlfriends are the same.

1. When her gastric pains act up and she 'demands' a cup of hot beverage, go with her to get the hot beverage. Then, help her to test if the drink is too hot. Blow on it to cool it down for her. Serve warm. Sit with her until she is feeling better.

2. When she gets angry at something minor (on text), take a step back and objectively describe the situation. If she doesn't reply, she might be considering the validity of your statements or sulking to show her unhappiness. Let her take her time. Then, the next time you see her, put your arms around her and attend to her tenderly. She will soon drop her pouting act and talk to you again. *Applies only to matters where you were not doing something wrong*

3. Lean close to her face and nuzzle her nose when you guys are waiting for something.

4. Write a card for her on her birthday.

5. Always be open and frank in communication.